A gaseous emission exerted by the anus. This physical phenomena has baffled man kind for many centuries as some farts are quite repulsive yet others are rather pleasant. Farts can be very deceitful as the silent ones are often the most foul smelling and the loudest are considered comical and do not emit any noticeable odor at all. Farts are most commonly found in a gaseous state but can quite often be in a liquidized form (this is commonly referred to as a wet one). In rare cases people have be known to try and squeeze farts out, this is not recommended as traces of feces may be found in the undergarments later.
My boxers were drenched after blowing a big wet fart.
by Dr. Vincent Tersigni November 17, 2005
noun
1.A chemical explosion that came out from between your butt cheeks.
2. Something that can be as deadly as a NAZI gas chamber or a soviet nuclear missile.
1. I farted a huge atomic blast after eating the burrito.
2. (fart)OMFG..... i can't breathe....open the fucking window....
by -Play_Boy- December 13, 2004
Fathers Against Rude Television

Popularized on Futurama
We Are F.A.R.T. Members And We Demand Access
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 15, 2008
a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.
when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away!it was one mighty fart!
by nancy fiddler March 18, 2006
Fresno Area Rapid Transport System
Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
by Slatte September 13, 2008
a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
by landrea August 05, 2005

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