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by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 15, 2008
noun
1.A chemical explosion that came out from between your butt cheeks.
2. Something that can be as deadly as a NAZI gas chamber or a soviet nuclear missile.
1. I farted a huge atomic blast after eating the burrito.
2. (fart)OMFG..... i can't breathe....open the fucking window....
by -Play_Boy- December 13, 2004
a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.
when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away!it was one mighty fart!
by nancy fiddler March 18, 2006
a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
by landrea August 05, 2005
Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
by Enfero December 09, 2004
Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.
"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.
by David January 19, 2004

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