some one who isn't very clued up on anything but thinks they are so cool in everything they do.
mark bought an iphoney coz he thought it was cool. OMG he is such a fart!
by Ntusi July 22, 2008
when your butt cheaks flap together so hard that u scream for mercy, i hart kari, and u have to wipe afterwards some times
i had mexican, BOOM, owwwwww, god, get me to a hospital my ass hole is 9 inches wide
by Boomer Newman October 05, 2003
f. a. r. t.

foul aired rectal transmission
Fart, that is F, A, R, T. Spell it, don't smell it.
by James Ehlers March 06, 2008
A minor explosion between ones legs.
Greg my creative bro when he was 10, called to me and said, "hey Kat, sis come here I want to show you somthing." I arrived in the room just in time to see the flick of the bic and hear the fart and a the rearend of his pants caught on fire. He reminded me of the menthane plant release pipe we could see all lit up from the escaping methane gas as we drove by on freeway coming home from visiting our grandparents.
by Oh Happy Day! August 08, 2006
F.A.R.T.S stands for Forced ARTificial Scarcity. It is a term introduced by David Wong in his article on (5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.), describing the creation of an illusion of scarcity of mostly, but not limited to, goods.

It could also be defined as paying for something you would naturally get for free.

One way of achieving this is arbitrarily restricting goods or claiming their scarcity to the public - as is often done in adverts. A method often employed by big companies to scare rednecks into buying stuff.
Limited editions, collectors editions, band merchandise...all FARTS.
"Advertiser: We're gonna add another quarter. This is unbelieveable. That's 2 quarters and a book for only 19,95. People we only have 7 left.
Redneck:Holy shit they only have 7 left ! Honey get into the car I'm gonna dial the number, hurry !
" by Bill Burr
Waiting in a queue in a virtual bowling alley.

Brands vs. no names.

Buying bottled water.

Selling oil to Saudi Arabia.

Paying for porn.

Paying for radio.

Transaction fees.


We are surrounded by FARTS.

The future will be ruled by FARTS.

Guy1: Bro, you heard about the oxygen bar in Toronto ?
Guy2: They sell oxygen there right ?
Guy1: FARTS bro ! FARTS !
Guy2: Abso-fucking-lutely !
by OpenEyes October 18, 2010
A Butt Whistle

Playing The Ass Trumpet
Anyone wanna hear me play a solo?
by Netters September 02, 2006
(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.

(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.

"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by Wallaroo September 29, 2005

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