A Butt Whistle

Playing The Ass Trumpet
Anyone wanna hear me play a solo?
Fart!
by Netters September 02, 2006
(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.

(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.

"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by Wallaroo September 29, 2005
a silent or loud sound coming from someones butt some times smells horridly
dude i farted and now im sniffing it
by luvtruckluver August 01, 2005
1. another werd foe *gas*
2. gas dat came out from d ass
3. another type of letting out gas is from the mouth. see word burp
ima fart on ur face!
by JeAnNiNe January 08, 2003
The release of methane gas from the Rectum of any living thing on the planet. Usaully smells like the inside of your ass, or food that you have eaten in the past. i.e. eggs
i need to fart....but i don't know which way to lean
by hamid August 02, 2006
1. A foul and highly flammable mixture of gases (including methane), that is ejaculated from the anus and, if inhaled excessively and to a certain extent, can get you very woozy.
2. A dud.
3. Refers to an older creature, most commonly directed towards humans.
1. What is that putrid aroma!? Dave, did you fart again?
2. This car sucks. Every time I turn on the ignition, it just farts.
3. Hey Wesley, look at that old fart with the cane.
by schizoid zan August 20, 2005
gas from the ass
fart fart fart
by Bob December 15, 2003

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