1. extensive affection shown by a cat.
2. means of "keeping warm"
3. dry version of "shated"
4. battleships move to pre-empt WAR!
my cat farted to keep me warm i love her affection. lucky i didn't shat myself before i played battleships
by Claudia De Foe January 24, 2005
to expell intestinal gas through the anus, to flatuate
He deliberately farted in my face.
by Light Joker October 03, 2004
a stinky smell that comes from someone's butt.
I just farted very badly, phew!
by Stacy February 24, 2004
Something that smells really bad!
My girlfriend's farts can rip the stitching out of a pair Levi's!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
Horizontal Pneumatic Displacement
I was just layin' there after we made love and had to fart
by Jimbo Bear January 17, 2003
The mating call of the corn holing faggot.
When one poofter hears another one fart, he responds, either with a fart of his own or verbally.
Rowdy Texas poofters call out "Chow Time!"
High-class poofters say, "Dinner Call!"
Not wanting to waste a lot of time talking, Armistead traipsed into a gay bar, lifted his leg a trifle, and blasted out a tremendous fart. The stentorian trumpet call echoed through the room and drew many approving glances.

Tex hollered "Hot damn! He's brought out the big guns!"

Lemony minced over to Armistead, bent over, and spoke sweet words to his arse:

Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!
Bird thou never wert
That from Heaven, or near it,
Pourest thy full heart
In profuse strains of unpremeditated art.

He inhaled through his nose, loud and long, then continued,

Like a rose embowered
In its own green leaves,
By warm winds deflowered,
Till the scent it gives.

"You'll do fine," said Armistead as he took Lemony's fluttering wrist and escorted him from the bar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
fart's come you'r ass
i'm going to fart in you'r mouth
by Paul T. November 26, 2003
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