The mating call of the corn holing faggot.
When one poofter hears another one fart, he responds, either with a fart of his own or verbally.
Rowdy Texas poofters call out "Chow Time!"
High-class poofters say, "Dinner Call!"
Not wanting to waste a lot of time talking, Armistead traipsed into a gay bar, lifted his leg a trifle, and blasted out a tremendous fart. The stentorian trumpet call echoed through the room and drew many approving glances.

Tex hollered "Hot damn! He's brought out the big guns!"

Lemony minced over to Armistead, bent over, and spoke sweet words to his arse:

Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!
Bird thou never wert
That from Heaven, or near it,
Pourest thy full heart
In profuse strains of unpremeditated art.

He inhaled through his nose, loud and long, then continued,

Like a rose embowered
In its own green leaves,
By warm winds deflowered,
Till the scent it gives.

"You'll do fine," said Armistead as he took Lemony's fluttering wrist and escorted him from the bar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
fart's come you'r ass
i'm going to fart in you'r mouth
by Paul T. November 26, 2003
sumfin dat ~ahem~ does a lot..:P and me ok ok..sumfin dat cumz out of ur a$$
i juss farted
the act of releasing gas out of your <butt>
o.m.g! that nerd next to me just farted!
by connor ketterer March 14, 2006
Federal Ass Radiation Tank
Michael's car is a FART
(Thanx to Jon for inventing this one)
by Chicken Fu(ker April 06, 2004
Flachulent Airborne Reaction Team
by Carlin August 17, 2003
To fart or not, if one pushes too far this may occur. Only use the prescribed for as is labled in your undershorts. Otherwise the tongue of Satan may give you a rimjob.
That big churizo and egg burrito you ate last night haunts you, and so letting it pass you wonder why it is so darn hot and if it had reinforcments. . .that's the tongue of satan my friend. . .aka a fart of religious proportions.
by Skubysuby August 26, 2006

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