Vaporized Poop Particles
The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 May 24, 2011
Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.
Tom: "Dude I just farted!''
Bob: " hahahahaha... ''
by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010
Farts are unpredictable...my best fart was when i was a youngen..i was walking up a set of stairs at uni... being the first day and all i didn't wish to be late and a few paces behind me was another fella...the night before i was out on the turps big time and had, had a curry on the way home...just for good messure...every step i took up the stairs (3 floors in total) a small but foul smelling fart errupted..i quickened my pace to leave it behind (it stunk that bad)...but alas so to did the bloke behind me only to be greeted time and again by another one...i reached the door on my floor and ploughed on through.. absolutely pissing myself with laughter...took my seat at the front of the lecture room...out walked the professor and glared straight at me ...yep the same guy behind me on the stairs...i stood up shrugged my shoulders and fucked off back to pub...my best fart ever!
common responces when your best mates just farted

"speak up caller your almost through"
"don't worry sir ..we'll find you"
"now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them"
by sandy clacka November 23, 2009
When there is a tingly sensation in your butt, and air goes through your poo and out your butthole , which produces as smelly air.
I have to fart
by 1234abc5d May 08, 2009
to break wind from the anus
Aimi: did you just fart?

Tokiko: no..

Duck: i did

Tokiko: dear god save us
by Tokiko-chan August 19, 2007
A Bundle of smelly shot from the anus
"Yo tom, do you know what that funcky smell is ? "
"No don't worry its just uhh uhh a bundle of smelly being shot from my anus. It will be okay... just let me marinade in this juicy fart for a moment."

by Goofy Poofy January 06, 2007
The air that passes over large intestine poop and makes its way out of the asshole, usually carrying the odor of the poop.
That fart stinks bad dude.
by chokka December 01, 2006

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