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3.
noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.
by What May 10, 2004
 
36.
A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.
Farts are fricken funny.
by anonymas January 03, 2008
 
37.
a sound from your butt that smells
he farted and everyone died
by coool March 27, 2005
 
38.
releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
by stan March 16, 2005
 
39.
A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.
"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"
by Psy January 04, 2005
 
40.
when stinky air comes out of your bum.
when i was at school i let the biggest fart in class.
by Patrick Mcmillen November 22, 2004
 
41.
Fathers
Against
Rude
Television
"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me
by Dave October 19, 2004
 
42.
A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it
My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.
by Methane May 15, 2004