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3.
noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.
by What May 10, 2004
 
22.
noun
1.A chemical explosion that came out from between your butt cheeks.
2. Something that can be as deadly as a NAZI gas chamber or a soviet nuclear missile.
1. I farted a huge atomic blast after eating the burrito.
2. (fart)OMFG..... i can't breathe....open the fucking window....
by -Play_Boy- December 13, 2004
 
23.
a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
 
24.
Fathers Against Rude Television

Popularized on Futurama
We Are F.A.R.T. Members And We Demand Access
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 15, 2008
 
25.
a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.
Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."
by albert007 June 15, 2007
 
26.
A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.
when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away!it was one mighty fart!
by nancy fiddler March 18, 2006
 
27.
Fresno Area Rapid Transport System
Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
by Slatte September 13, 2008
 
28.
a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
by landrea August 05, 2005