-To pass gass
There are many different types of farts..

the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.

Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.

Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.

HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it

Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts

the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012
gas from the ass
fart fart
by fart December 16, 2003
An ass tuding shit honker
"He farted and now my friend in a coma"
by bungHole July 31, 2003
Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T
Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!
by Cydney September 08, 2007
1. Gaseous expulsion from between the butt cheeks.
2. An animals way of expression through interpretive smell.
3. #4 Reason for traumatizing childhood experiences.
4. A contemporary technique used to ward off enemies.
1. I farted in class yesterday, and when I went home, I discovered a blackened hole in my FTL's.
2. To show his love, the African humpback spider monkey farts on his mate's forehead, often after devouring it's first-born.
3. After Tommy farted on me in the sandbox in 2nd grade, every time I see a Tonka toy I cry.
4.In order to adapt to a hostile envoirnment, I began to learn how to fart over my food while I was away from the table. After years of perfection, even the most vicious of realitives choke and suffocate in the presence of my inhumanely tart aroma.
by Tubaman November 27, 2006
Verb: Cutting the cheese
Oh shit, who cut the cheese?
by Noah Mittman January 13, 2005
A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.
"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"
by Psy January 04, 2005
Fathers
Against
Rude
Television
"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me
by Dave October 19, 2004

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