-To pass gass
There are many different types of farts..

the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.

Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.

Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.

HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it

Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts

the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012
a nasty and disgusting air that comes out of ur fucking asshole if u ate tacos and burritos..
try to fart while driving the car with ur windowns closed after eating from tacos bell..
by Jomax April 26, 2006
A gross, sometimes loud, hot breath that comes from the butt.

I just farted
Dude! You smell like fart!
Uh oh...that fart was wet....
by kjdlksd April 10, 2006
Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.
(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames)

OMG! You killed Kenny!
by DarkFenX August 03, 2005
the act of farting that makes gay men hotter.
im gay and hotter!!!
by gaylordhasbigpenis July 21, 2005
Mother Nature's Air Freshener.
"Fart in your air conditioner and smell the results."
-Mother Nature Herself
by DavidLeeRoth June 28, 2005
The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.
Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!
by Slunjan July 19, 2008
1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card
1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 28, 2010

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