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There are many different types of farts..

the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.

Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.

Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.

HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it

Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts

the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012
The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.
Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!
by Slunjan July 19, 2008
1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 28, 2010
A fart is when a guy lets out methane from his ass hole/bum bum hole. You may fart as you do a number 2, just embrace this pleasure.

Guys like to show of infront of their mates when farting. If you've never laughed at a fart your boring and haven't lived. If your farts stink you can loose friends however if they're loud with great sound effects you can be appreciated by other guys especially immature drunk guys.

Ladies usually go to the toilet or the woods to fart, they like to do this to give the impression they don't fart but guys know the truth! Often many women will gather in woods and toilets just to let out their methane.

A mans dream is a good looking, rich women who lets her wind break free wherever they may be. If a guy farts in bed your women might slap you with a wet fish however secretly she loves it.

Fart smells can range from cheesy wotsit crisps to eggs. From a shit farm to flowers.

Sometimes if you produce a wet, sloppy fart you can follow through, talking from experience it's not big or clever. If this happens just ask your mum to be brave and wash them for you, you may need to get your wallet out at this point.

If you have baked beans the following day/night you could enjoy a nice bubble bath. This is so much fun.
"you farted?" "yes it's natrual deal with it"
"you old fart" "I'm not that old nobhead"
"you farted and followed through?" "not sure I'm too scared to check"
"ohhh baby that was a funny loud fart do another one you sexy beast"
by WayneInzane October 09, 2009
A gastric gas permitted from the butthole.
I hated my hamster so I farted on him.
by Petunya August 13, 2007
another sweet kiss from the lips that never smile.
(Someone farts and says) Ahhhh, another sweet kiss from the lips that never smile.
by Cabbageman February 04, 2006
A fart is a turd honkin for the right of way
When a Girl farts she tries to be cute,
Girl: Sorry I made a smelly
Guy: Na bitch I think you shit yer panties!
by Beer Can April 29, 2007
An explosion directly from my shit hole that makes me smile and you gag
Whomp! Sound of giant fart
Dude what did you eat?
Your mom!
by big boom fart shakalala January 19, 2008