-To pass gass
There are many different types of farts..

the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.

Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.

Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.

HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it

Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts

the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012
Adding to previous defition, usually farts can either be loud and friendly, or silent and deadly...
by Fart sniffer October 08, 2002
Flatulence, Gas
Fart, What George Bush Smells Like.
by Swampshark19 May 24, 2010
Farts are unpredictable...my best fart was when i was a youngen..i was walking up a set of stairs at uni... being the first day and all i didn't wish to be late and a few paces behind me was another fella...the night before i was out on the turps big time and had, had a curry on the way home...just for good messure...every step i took up the stairs (3 floors in total) a small but foul smelling fart errupted..i quickened my pace to leave it behind (it stunk that bad)...but alas so to did the bloke behind me only to be greeted time and again by another one...i reached the door on my floor and ploughed on through.. absolutely pissing myself with laughter...took my seat at the front of the lecture room...out walked the professor and glared straight at me ...yep the same guy behind me on the stairs...i stood up shrugged my shoulders and fucked off back to pub...my best fart ever!
common responces when your best mates just farted

"speak up caller your almost through"
"don't worry sir ..we'll find you"
"now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them"
by sandy clacka November 23, 2009
Contraction for 'fake art' or 'faux art'. Art which is not artful or aesthetic.
Have you seen all the new public f'art?
by JRGreen May 29, 2008
cutting the cheese hard
wanna go fart and put it in ur mouth?
by chiza April 22, 2008
Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus"

But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.
The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart
by Dan October 02, 2004
When your hella constipated after eating 7 bean burritos and then you just squeeze ur butt cheeks and instead of shitting a huge fart screechuings and bams out. stinky too.
You farted
by butt head November 21, 2003

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