-To pass gass
There are many different types of farts..

the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.

Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.

Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.

HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it

Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts

the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012
A horrendous excereation of volitale fumes passed through the soggy anus
Just before i was about to fuck Sandy in the butt she ripped a huge fart.
by Dr. Phill October 08, 2003
An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.
Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003
smelly, rank gas that is shot out the anus. usually smells like rotten eggs or some unknown heinous smell. also known as blowing ass, passing gas, cutting the cheese and sometimes, SBD, which is the most haggard smelling of all.
farts smell bad
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
Adding to previous defition, usually farts can either be loud and friendly, or silent and deadly...
by Fart sniffer October 08, 2002
Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus"

But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.
The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart
by Dan October 02, 2004
1. to expel gas through the anus.

2. a man, a fellow.
ew, did he just fart?
by Light Joker August 10, 2004
When your hella constipated after eating 7 bean burritos and then you just squeeze ur butt cheeks and instead of shitting a huge fart screechuings and bams out. stinky too.
You farted
by butt head November 21, 2003

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