-To pass gass
There are many different types of farts..

the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts.

Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out.

Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming.

HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it

Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts

the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.
Guy: ... and i was like OMG man put that thing away!!
You: hahaha
others: hahaha
you: HAHAH... fffffhhhhmmmeeeppp
others: ....
you: hahaha.. shitt
guy: uh did you just fart?
you: HAHA.. uh noooo
by Mudda_ASS69 May 25, 2012
Contraction for 'fake art' or 'faux art'. Art which is not artful or aesthetic.
Have you seen all the new public f'art?
by JRGreen May 29, 2008
cutting the cheese hard
wanna go fart and put it in ur mouth?
by chiza April 22, 2008
A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.
Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lorenzo Mortelli April 06, 2007
The tone of the fart is inversely proportional to the tension of the anus on emission
A fart that is a:

a squeaker - tight
deep and throaty - baggy
by naughty J April 27, 2006
To let loose the inner beast. To pollute your drawers!

Here I sit, same as ever... took a dump & pulled the lever
The toilet flushed, the water flowed. Look out world it's a motherload!!
Wholey shit! That brocolli let loose my inner beast!!! That was a rotten fart!!!
by Naughty Redhaired Angel January 12, 2006
a musty smelling gas that comes out of your dirty anus.
Oh shit!,that fart parted my brothers hair!!!
by otis June 04, 2004
A sound emitting from the ass that can cause AIDS, Cancer, Seizures, or people running away in fear.
I farted now my friend has Cancer.
by Erin Wakey Balowey November 14, 2003

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