The cry of the imprisoned terd.
Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.
by jballgame January 26, 2004
to fart
As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.
by patrick star May 28, 2003
satan trying to crawl out of your anus
Mark farted on the phone and Liz asked if Satan was trying to escape
by Madroxx December 07, 2009
Fresno Area Rapid Transport System
Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
by Slatte September 13, 2008
Intestinal wind passing over poop.
That fart smells like shit.
by chokka December 01, 2006
A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.
"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"
by brince of egypt December 15, 2005
a sound from your butt that smells
he farted and everyone died
by coool March 27, 2005
Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
by Enfero December 09, 2004

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