The cry of the imprisoned terd.
Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.
by jballgame January 26, 2004
A fart is when a guy lets out methane from his ass hole/bum bum hole. You may fart as you do a number 2, just embrace this pleasure.

Guys like to show of infront of their mates when farting. If you've never laughed at a fart your boring and haven't lived. If your farts stink you can loose friends however if they're loud with great sound effects you can be appreciated by other guys especially immature drunk guys.

Ladies usually go to the toilet or the woods to fart, they like to do this to give the impression they don't fart but guys know the truth! Often many women will gather in woods and toilets just to let out their methane.

A mans dream is a good looking, rich women who lets her wind break free wherever they may be. If a guy farts in bed your women might slap you with a wet fish however secretly she loves it.

Fart smells can range from cheesy wotsit crisps to eggs. From a shit farm to flowers.

Sometimes if you produce a wet, sloppy fart you can follow through, talking from experience it's not big or clever. If this happens just ask your mum to be brave and wash them for you, you may need to get your wallet out at this point.

If you have baked beans the following day/night you could enjoy a nice bubble bath. This is so much fun.
"you farted?" "yes it's natrual deal with it"
"you old fart" "I'm not that old nobhead"
"you farted and followed through?" "not sure I'm too scared to check"
"ohhh baby that was a funny loud fart do another one you sexy beast"
by WayneInzane October 09, 2009
A gastric gas permitted from the butthole.
I hated my hamster so I farted on him.
by Petunya August 13, 2007
another sweet kiss from the lips that never smile.
(Someone farts and says) Ahhhh, another sweet kiss from the lips that never smile.
by Cabbageman February 04, 2006
A fart is a turd honkin for the right of way
When a Girl farts she tries to be cute,
Girl: Sorry I made a smelly
Guy: Na bitch I think you shit yer panties!
by Beer Can April 29, 2007
An explosion directly from my shit hole that makes me smile and you gag
Whomp! Sound of giant fart
Dude what did you eat?
Your mom!
by big boom fart shakalala January 19, 2008
hey man why you blow this shit in my face!!! yo bitch ass smell like shit take a bath
do not fart by any or they will rib yo ass!
by natasha M March 23, 2004
when a dude/chick/animal/other shoots wind out of its ass, sometimes making a noise. can sometimes smell(very bad) chicks don't like it. guys are usually proud of their farts. some people even enjoy the smell of their own farts.
chick: i love you
dude: (farts)
chick: ew, freak!
by bananersrgood April 19, 2009

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