The cry of the imprisoned terd.
Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.
by jballgame January 26, 2004
the act of farting that makes gay men hotter.
im gay and hotter!!!
by gaylordhasbigpenis July 21, 2005
Mother Nature's Air Freshener.
"Fart in your air conditioner and smell the results."
-Mother Nature Herself
by DavidLeeRoth June 28, 2005
A gross, sometimes loud, hot breath that comes from the butt.

I just farted
Dude! You smell like fart!
Uh oh...that fart was wet....
by kjdlksd April 10, 2006
Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.
(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames)

OMG! You killed Kenny!
by DarkFenX August 03, 2005
The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.
Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!
by Slunjan July 19, 2008
1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 28, 2010
A fart is when a guy lets out methane from his ass hole/bum bum hole. You may fart as you do a number 2, just embrace this pleasure.

Guys like to show of infront of their mates when farting. If you've never laughed at a fart your boring and haven't lived. If your farts stink you can loose friends however if they're loud with great sound effects you can be appreciated by other guys especially immature drunk guys.

Ladies usually go to the toilet or the woods to fart, they like to do this to give the impression they don't fart but guys know the truth! Often many women will gather in woods and toilets just to let out their methane.

A mans dream is a good looking, rich women who lets her wind break free wherever they may be. If a guy farts in bed your women might slap you with a wet fish however secretly she loves it.

Fart smells can range from cheesy wotsit crisps to eggs. From a shit farm to flowers.

Sometimes if you produce a wet, sloppy fart you can follow through, talking from experience it's not big or clever. If this happens just ask your mum to be brave and wash them for you, you may need to get your wallet out at this point.

If you have baked beans the following day/night you could enjoy a nice bubble bath. This is so much fun.
"you farted?" "yes it's natrual deal with it"
"you old fart" "I'm not that old nobhead"
"you farted and followed through?" "not sure I'm too scared to check"
"ohhh baby that was a funny loud fart do another one you sexy beast"
by WayneInzane October 09, 2009
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