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129.
a minor explosion between the buttox
i bent over and ripped a massive fart
by anonymous February 23, 2005
 
29.
Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much!
She loves to fart.
by Rubber1232 August 02, 2003
 
30.
satan trying to crawl out of your anus
Mark farted on the phone and Liz asked if Satan was trying to escape
by Madroxx December 07, 2009
 
31.
Intestinal wind passing over poop.
That fart smells like shit.
by chokka December 01, 2006
 
32.
Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
by Enfero December 09, 2004
 
33.
A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!
by B-Drac August 12, 2003
 
34.
A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.
"I do believe I just heard a fart."
by JiimJam December 20, 2008
 
35.
A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.
Farts are fricken funny.
by anonymas January 03, 2008