A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it
My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.
by Methane May 15, 2004
and obscure odor from the anus. usually have to waft it away.
damn her fart smellz cheesay!
by fleenkgo March 15, 2004
wind passed through the anus, between the sweatty butt cheeks, along the hairy but crack cathering stench along the way. Farts Stink so that deaf people dont miss out on the joy of farting.
who farted
by farty prints October 12, 2003
bass in your face:: This is the aeromatic gas that can pass through the anus and create panic and terror thought the community
yo what up with that bass in your face do you always have to crimp off some breakfast biskets before letting me get out of bed? Damn YO! fro shizza my nizza
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
Funny noise, can be loud or silent, that comes out of your a$$ and smells bad.
I like to fart in my brothers face.
by um..... Mr. Cheese December 23, 2002
the battle cry of your shit
fart like Bart
by rektala February 19, 2009
An escapee! A noxious gas from the ass! An unpleasent flow of air from the derriere! A great way to have the ultimate friendship for life as once you fart in front of that special someone....the exchange and frequency, tone and smell of the fart can be mutually enjoyed....Go ahead....fart!!!
Fart....A warning to the brain that shit's on the next train!
by Geraint Lewis November 06, 2006

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