A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
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A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.
when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away!it was one mighty fart!
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bad smelling odor that comes out of your anus
1.Loud and Proud-loud farts that don't smell that bad
2.silent but violent-these are just like ninjas,no one will hear them but everyone will smell them
3.poop fart or oops poop-farts that come out with poop
4.fart catch-farting in your hand then catching it then opening your hand under your friend's nose causing them to smell it
5.Queef- these are just wannabe farts that come out of the vagina
6.talking fart- farts that sound like words
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satan trying to crawl out of your anus
Mark farted on the phone and Liz asked if Satan was trying to escape
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Fathers Against Rude Television

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We Are F.A.R.T. Members And We Demand Access
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Intestinal wind passing over poop.
That fart smells like shit.
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A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.
"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"
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a sound from your butt that smells
he farted and everyone died
by coool March 27, 2005

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