A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
noun
1.A chemical explosion that came out from between your butt cheeks.
2. Something that can be as deadly as a NAZI gas chamber or a soviet nuclear missile.
1. I farted a huge atomic blast after eating the burrito.
2. (fart)OMFG..... i can't breathe....open the fucking window....
by -Play_Boy- December 13, 2004
Fathers Against Rude Television

Popularized on Futurama
We Are F.A.R.T. Members And We Demand Access
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 15, 2008
a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.
Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."
by albert007 June 15, 2007
a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.
when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away!it was one mighty fart!
by nancy fiddler March 18, 2006
Fresno Area Rapid Transport System
Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
by Slatte September 13, 2008
a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
by landrea August 05, 2005

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