A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
a nasty and disgusting air that comes out of ur fucking asshole if u ate tacos and burritos..
try to fart while driving the car with ur windowns closed after eating from tacos bell..
by Jomax April 26, 2006
A gross, sometimes loud, hot breath that comes from the butt.

I just farted
Dude! You smell like fart!
Uh oh...that fart was wet....
by kjdlksd April 10, 2006
Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.
(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames)

OMG! You killed Kenny!
by DarkFenX August 03, 2005
the act of farting that makes gay men hotter.
im gay and hotter!!!
by gaylordhasbigpenis July 21, 2005
Mother Nature's Air Freshener.
"Fart in your air conditioner and smell the results."
-Mother Nature Herself
by DavidLeeRoth June 28, 2005
The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.
Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!
by Slunjan July 19, 2008
1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card
1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 28, 2010

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