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7.
A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
 
8.
A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.
Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made?
Josh - I just let out a fart in F# major.
Jennifer - I want to do it!
Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale.
Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.
by Kadaken July 18, 2005
 
9.
noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.

2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.

3. stress release

4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched
Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.


When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.
by SpLaShy April 14, 2005
 
10.
A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like "pass gas", "fluff a bunny", or "toot".
"Oh my God, Steve's farts are so bad that the walls are shaking and there's a big green cloud in the living room!"
by KareBear87 August 29, 2005
 
11.
An emission of methane from the anus which, when ignited, can cause great hilarity. Regarded by eco-types as an (admittedly noisome) solution to the environmental crisis.
Government Health Warning: Igniting your farts can seriously damage your balls.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk November 18, 2004
 
12.
A small explosion between the legs.
I farted on my cat and she died...
by Mushroombunny666 January 17, 2005
 
14.
a nuke between the ass cheeks
uh-oh noel is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 04, 2005