An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.

once you start putting cocaine into your body, it just wants to shit. Prior to the shit, you begin to fart off the log, which makes the farts stink especially bad.

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.

When someone lets a fart off and you can taste and feel the fart when this happens the only option you have is to shout HIROSHIMA and roll around on the floor dying of the toxic blast of stench!

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

a wet fart that seeps into your underwear or fart paste