2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bob: Who's there.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.