|1.||may i please fart in your mouth|
a simple question
girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
To fart into the open mouth of someone who has passed out, typically from consuming excessive amounts of alcohol. The lafrance is a party challenge: if a party patron has been so stupid as to consume more alcohol than their limit and to pass out as a result, other party patrons are welcome to try to position their posterior over the mouth of the passed out person and fart.
The origination of the lafrance may have been influenced by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail where a French soldier tells the English that he is going to "fart in (their) general direction."
Bill passed out with his mouth open. I'm going to go lafrance him!
The action of catching a fart in your cupped hand and then shoving your hand on someone's mouth.
Bigger gave Dixon a fart sandwhich.
The combination of the word "raunchy" and "tonsils". Although the term is not gender-specific, it most commonly refers to a female who is forced to take a vicious fart in the mouth.
'ronsils' can also occur as a result of a fart sandwich, but is not nearly as funny as the first condition.
We held Vicky down and farted bare-ass right into her mouth...she had a bad case of the ronsils for at least a week :)
|5.||FART IN BRAZIL|
When a sex girl farts in your mouth
that girl i brought home from the club gave me a fart in brazil last night it was tasty
FIMMH is an acronym, standing for "Fart In My Mouth Hot."
This is usually used to describe women of an caliber that far exceeds others. Many factors contribute to the determination of FIMMH Status, but mainly agreed upon procedures requirements are a highly attractive and pleasing face, an engaging or intoxicating personality, and a certain level of unattainability. While an opinion, some "FIMMHs" are in fact and appearance just that and the label will remain uncontested for the immediate future.
Barney: "Ted, that girl is a total FIMMH."
Barney: "Fart in my mouth hot."
Ted: "Oooooh. Like, "I'd Eat Her Corn."
Barney: "Yes. FIMMH High Five!"
A sudden urge to want to fart in your mother's mouth.
Johny had a niffog last night when his mom told him she could really use some fart in her mouth right now.