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1. noun; a mean and loathsome person
"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."
by Marianne Wille March 16, 2005

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1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex
"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"
by God October 28, 2004

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When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
by Badonti January 29, 2017

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