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A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower. Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!
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Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position. Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.
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A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus. Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!
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The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose. My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.
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A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet. Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.
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An endearing term for a loved one, particularly a girlfriend. Come here my little fart blossom, you know I love you!
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One who is known to fart a lot. It stinks in here again! You are such a fart blossom.
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