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Farnworth is a backward little ex-mill town, near Bolton.
It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers.
Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k.
Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.
Farnworth people have a dumb backward accent, like,...Ey up chuck, are thee aw-reet.
They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors.
Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.
by fiesty August 07, 2007
 
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Farnworth, is a small town in between Salford and Bolton, nestling in the smog filled shithole, that is Greater Manchester.
You must have teeth like wheelie bins to live in Farnworth (one in every yard), and they must be large and goofy, like green/yellow tombstones.
Manky teeth are a must for Farnworth, locals.
The men must think they are ex mafia, and have bald heads and bulging eyes (coupled with the large gnashers...remember)and act hard, when really they are only happiest hitting women!
The women have tatoo's that are homemade, 80's perms, and wear boob tubes to browse the charity shops.
The kids are fereal, and snotty, and are named after american rap stars...i.e. snoop doggy ollerenshaw. kanye birtwhistle.
Class has upped and left in Farnworth.
Farnworth people who class themselves as posh, actually get out of the bath to take a piss, and have fruit in the house when nobody is ill........proper class acts.

Farnworth mafioso families always own pubs, and think they run Farnworth.
Their wives and girlfriends, and kids for that matter, all did runners years ago, to escape the decaying stench of boredom and looserism.
Farnworth is hell on earth.
by fiesty August 11, 2007