A game on Facebook in which after 24 hours of playing, you're a loser
Person #1:Hey, wanna go to a party?

Person #2:Nah, I got play Farmville.

Person #3:But there's gonna be boobs and booze!

Person #2:Nah, my crops are almost ready.

Person #1 & #3:What a freakin' loser
by SDBoy54 March 16, 2010
Probably the shittest game known to man.
Farmville is total wank.
by jayvizzle October 19, 2009
One of the most annoying games on Facebook. That, and/or the fact that it spams your notifications.
"I blocked FarmVille on Facebook because it spammed my notifications 83 times."
by Darth Cookie April 20, 2010
Put it like this - You have been given the gift of a human life. You exist as the most civilized and intelligent species known to man. You have the ability to conquer world wonders, discover breathtaking history and knowledge to amaze the world, secure a job with a 6 - figure salary, and you even have the ability to travel space if you work hard enough.

... But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.
Guy 1: Hey, D'ya wanna -


Typical Farmville conversation.
by Faradonga December 18, 2010
A facebook application that constantly needs to remind people about Person A's lonely gray kitten.
Average day with a Farmville player.

"Person A needs a bushel of hay!"

"Person A encountered an ugly duckling."

"Person A grew the biggest pumpkin!"

"Are you sure you want to de-friend Person A?"
by Crunch Demon April 28, 2010
I am farmville
a freak who will turn you crazy. I am a game in which you get to wait for the crops to grow. Its easy. stare at the screen and your crops grow. '
Also, you can buy stuff for people
person 1: guess what honey we got a dog
person 2: thats great where is he?
person 1: go to farmville and see him now
person 2" farmvile? yipeee! we have a dog on farmville. now he can eat my rotting stinking crops!!
by realcrazyperson May 24, 2010
A town in S.central Virginia, home to Longwood University, much maligned as a small town, and for that stupid facebook game. Commonly mentioned as "where the hell is Farmville?" and "Farmville, come early, we close at 5" and the town really does pretty much shut down at 5 o'clock.
Farmville? You mean like the game on facebook?
No, like the town in Virginia, with the university, and the Wal*mart... and the nearby sausage-fest school.
by DasherDonner March 17, 2011

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