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1.
(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.
Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!
by Sean Buford and Shane Cooter January 07, 2009
 
2.
A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.
It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.
by Clint Russell August 29, 2006