farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)

"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"

farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

Farmer John salt lick by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

FatherJohnism 

Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong Irish accent, and/or having a large space between the front teeth.

Words/Phrases people tend to use if they suffer from FatherJohnism:

"UP IRELAND!", "Juanito Calito", "HelloOoOoOo", "He was just a corrupt person!", "So what'd I do? I hit 'em through d'other side uh d'window!"

FatherJohnism by Rick Coker February 21, 2009

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

farmer john cheese by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmer john 

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.

I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.

farmer john by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008

Farmer John 

Reffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female.

"Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day"

Farmer John by Richalex May 11, 2006