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farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!
farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018
A guy who takes care of you, is handsome, talented, handsome, humble and and treats you like a princess . Ala princess bride
“My boyfriend is a farmboy .”

“Hey farmboy can you make a cake ? “
-as you wish - farmboy
Farmboy by Iriscat666 November 26, 2017
A hispanic person from a rural faming area, usually associated with Northern California gangs but now used as a slang term in general.
Did you hear about the the drug bust? It was all in the sticks, a bunch of farmeros trying to make their mark.
farmero by TANK&BIGBOSS January 11, 2011

farmer boy

1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.

2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.

Girl#2:Who?

Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?

Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
farmer boy by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009

farmerbarleymow 

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.
Get orrrf moi land!
farmerbarleymow by David June 11, 2003