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3. farmer
Some one who grows marijuana.either in a house or outside.
guy 1:hey man can you hook me up with some weed?

guy 2:yeah for sure,my cousin steve is a farmer!
1. farmer
An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
Example: My father, the farmer
2. farmer
a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

4. farmer
A cop who plants evidence.
Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?

Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.
5. Farmer
A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
6. Farmer
Pseudo cockney rhyming slang for hemorrhoids. Short for Farmer Giles.
Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip this morning.

Bill: Serves you right, you rarf, you shouldn't have had the indyboo after 14 pints of lager.
7. farmer
Is a term used in assosiation with MMORPG. This is a person who play the game with the primary pourpose of making real life profit. They do this by farming money and items in game and then turn around and sell them on the internet for real life cash. To aid in there farming farmers usually use third party programs and camp out specific location in the game for a long period of time.
It's getting harder to find a good place to level with all the dam farmers everywhere.
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