An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.
"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"
An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!
(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
Example: My father, the farmer
a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.
Some one who grows marijuana.either in a house or outside.
guy 1:hey man can you hook me up with some weed?
guy 2:yeah for sure,my cousin steve is a farmer!
My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
A cop who plants evidence.
Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?
Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.
Pseudo cockney rhyming slang for hemorrhoids. Short for Farmer Giles.
Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip
Bill: Serves you right, you rarf
, you shouldn't have had the indyboo
after 14 pints of lager.