| 1. | barnyard golf | ||
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a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground. Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"
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| 2. | asshole farm | ||
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A place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of assholes being present. In other words, a golf course. "The CEO's spending the afternoon on the asshole farm."
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| 3. | Dum Dums | ||
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The only free public golf course in the United States. Located in Sharon, Pennslyvania, Buhl Farm Golf Course, otherwise known as "dum dums" by the locals, is a nine hole, par 34 course with slow, rolling greens and very narrow fiarways. The signature hole is the seventh hole, a 330 yard dogleg-right par 4 lined by trees on both sides with a small creek running right through the landing zone if you elect to hit driver. The course was donated by the great philanthropist Mr. Buhl, who wanted to build a course free to the public so kids could pick up the game of golf. There is a driving range on-site (which was donated by Arnold Palmer) and dum dums is also the home of The First Tee of Sharon. "Hey Mikey, do you wanna go hit up the dum dums?"
"Sure! I'm running low on cash anyways!" |
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| 4. | Bedford | ||
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Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine. "Want to come to Bedford Golf and Tennis County Club with me?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!" "I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road." "Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?" |
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| 5. | threw a seven | ||
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Came to an untimely end. Booked a last minute ticket across the River Styx. Jumped the queue at the pearly gates. Snodgrass was only 37 when, on the golf course, he threw a seven. It nearly put me off my putt.
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| 6. | Acushnet | ||
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Acushnet is an extremely small town outside the city of New Bedford. Most people that live here are extremely rich, especially if you live in one of those crazy nice subdivisions like Portugee Ville, Apple Blossom Estates, Gabriel Farm Estates, Reservoir Estates, or Golf View Drive, where every house is basically a mansion and everyone has perfect grass. Now if your not part of a cool subdivision then you probably just live on a random mansion on a side street (or a trailer home tucked behind a farm). In Acushnet, basically every 16 year old has their parents buy them an extremely nice first car, like a BMW, Mercedes, Infinity, or a Cadillac. Also almost every single cop is as asshole, and loves pulling these kids over. You know not to speed on Main Street, do donuts at the Highlander, or race down Lake Street. Everyone here is white, unlike New Bedford which is only a mile away. Yet the white people in Acushnet have probably consumed more alcohol and smoked, snorted, or injected more drugs then Ozzy Osbourne. The kids in Acushnet also love throwing “bangas” at their mansions where every gets drunk, has a ton of sex, and takes millions of myspace pictures. The drama is unreal. Acushnet people also have lower car insurance, can choose what school they want to go to, and all know tha... more...
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| 7. | Connecticut | ||
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a state in the USA in which, opposed to contrary belief, is not entirely filled with stuck up preppy people. there actually are a lot of farms and rural areas still. sure, there are rich parts, but there are also reeeeallllly poor parts. not everyone in ct is insanely rich. we also have a lot of sweet homegrown bands. person 1: you're from Connecticut?
person 2: yeah 1: so you're rich, have a huge yard and play golf a lot? 2: no i actually live on a farm and most of my friends and i are middle class 1: oh |
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