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fargular 

Having the appearance or demeanor of a walrus. See farg.
Despite being morbidly fargular, Star Jones managed to land a job on The View.
fargular by Iamgood March 31, 2007

count fartula 

1). A person who rips an extermely rancid fart.

2). A person that gets off by farting in someones face.
Damn, count fartula put a cork in your asshole.

He was never the same after count fartula sat on his face.
count fartula by greg25 June 11, 2010

Fartulance 

The act of farting extremely loud and incredibly stankily.
Aww man.....who just passed fartulance.
Fartulance by Neebee October 10, 2012

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.
Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.
Count Fankula by Marcvp August 31, 2007

Farkland 

I dont got time for your FarklandNess
Farkland by JewJew Bee November 21, 2010
FORK + spatULA, a handy utensil if you want to add pieces of meat, for example, to a meal when they're capable of being speared by a fork but large enough to be slid from one plate to another.
Too lazy to cut your steak into small pieces? Use the forkula!
forkula by pentozali April 13, 2014