Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.

To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"

"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."

"Fark you."

"Show me your insulin pump."

"Oh, Daddy."
#bang #diddle #poot #bing #forum
by Jay Leno's Latest Victim February 04, 2010
"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."

Fark as defined by www.fark.com
Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.
#news #far k #non-news #stories #story #farrk #farc
by Mackintire April 05, 2008
Fark: the Australian national bird call.

It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.

It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.

It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.

It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.

It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.

Fark, fark, fark, fark, fark!
#fark #call of the crow #australian national sound #crow #clarion call
by Frank Blunt May 27, 2006
The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.
"Damnit! I farked myself."
#cigarette #eye #smoke #burning #ouch
by n4t$ June 26, 2013
To fark; is verb used to describe an action or event of great awesome or important value in the eyes of any person.
That party was farking awesome

That car was just farked

To fark or not to fark
#awesome #fantastic #pimp #tight #amazing
by therealfarq November 15, 2009
The best place for news! Also a crap load of boobies.
Oh go fark yourself!
by fizzgigger August 09, 2005
the burned skin on barbecued chicken
"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"
#farc #pharc #phark #chicken crisp #soggy skin
by mama of kcd's June 24, 2012
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