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11.
Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.

To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"

"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."

"Fark you."

"Show me your insulin pump."

"Oh, Daddy."
by Jay Leno's Latest Victim February 04, 2010
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1.
1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.
Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.
by Orius September 03, 2002
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2.
A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited
The farking game just died on me!
by Concerto November 06, 2003
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3.
A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
by Matt June 19, 2006
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4.
to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS
man, we farked that site!
by farkette January 02, 2003
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5.
An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".
"Fark! I can't find my phone!"
by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010
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6.
When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.
My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.
by HeppCat December 02, 2013
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7.
The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.
"Damnit! I farked myself."
by n4t$ June 26, 2013
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