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16. fark
fark (v)- to go over to a girl's house, get drunk, have sex with her, and then wake up in the middle of the night and pee on her bed, resulting in her departure from her own bed, leaving you by yourself

etymology- this word comes from an incident involving my friend who is often referred to as babyfark mcgeezaxs or fark for short. needless to say, his actions are so unique that they deserve their own distinct term, named after fark himself.
Wow dude, I totally farked that girl last night after we partied. I cant believe she didnt kill me after I soaked those sheets.
1. fark
1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.
Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.
by Orius Sep 3, 2002 add a video
2. Fark
A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited
The farking game just died on me!
by Concerto Nov 6, 2003 add a video
3. fark
A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
4. fark
to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS
man, we farked that site!
by farkette Jan 2, 2003 add a video
5. fark
An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".
"Fark! I can't find my phone!"
6. fark
the burned skin on barbecued chicken
"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"
7. Fark
When you fart and come at the same time.
"My girlfriend gave me a blumpkin and I Farked everywhere."
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