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30.
1.Being an asshole for no apparent reason
2.Being fat and obnoxious
3.Creating problems out of boredom
Our housemate got drunk and called us a waste of life, he was being a real Fark.

Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.

I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.
by Lord Farkwar September 22, 2008
 
1.
1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.
Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.
by Orius September 03, 2002
 
2.
A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited
The farking game just died on me!
by Concerto November 06, 2003
 
3.
A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
by Matt June 19, 2006
 
4.
to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS
man, we farked that site!
by farkette January 02, 2003
 
5.
An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".
"Fark! I can't find my phone!"
by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010
 
6.
When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.
My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.
by HeppCat December 02, 2013
 
7.
Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.
Guy: Hey, let's fark later on okay?
Girl: Oh kinky. ;)
by Jesssyica April 24, 2011