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27.
What you say when you don't wanna say fuck.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!

Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
 
1.
1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.
Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.
by Orius September 03, 2002
 
2.
A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited
The farking game just died on me!
by Concerto November 06, 2003
 
3.
A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
by Matt June 19, 2006
 
4.
to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS
man, we farked that site!
by farkette January 02, 2003
 
5.
An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".
"Fark! I can't find my phone!"
by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010
 
6.
When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.
My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.
by HeppCat December 02, 2013
 
7.
Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.
Guy: Hey, let's fark later on okay?
Girl: Oh kinky. ;)
by Jesssyica April 24, 2011