Farjer

The funniest word in the English language. Made famous in the film "Austin Powers in Goldmember," when Dr. Evil misunderstands Goldmember while talking about Austin Power's father.

"His farjer? What's a farjer?"

Farjer by articat730 February 8, 2009

farturnal 

one who farts during their sleep

i thought you were snoring last night. No i am just farturnal

farturnal by spotthedog December 25, 2017

FaJurve 

A FaJurve also known as a Fake Jewish Curve is when a non Jewish person has a curve in his pp.

I’m not jewish but I have a curve in my pp, guess I got a FaJurve

FaJurve by Wazzoooo July 24, 2018

farfur 

an arab character used to try and recruit young children into terrorist groups, also known as mickey mouse's "evil twin"

Fuck, where is my farfur?!?!?!?!?!

farfur by Ryan Stamm June 2, 2007

farjuffled 

1. ) A chameleon type word that fits into many contexts; primarily being a situation that consists of two opposing characteristics that co-exist in a rational manner.

2.) Experiencing conflicting emotions.

3.) Being in a state of confusion.

4.) Feeling frazzled.

- This week is going to be farjuffled - fast paced and hectic, yet at the same time long and drawn out.

- I'm feeling farjuffled about starting my new job - I'm nervous as I want to perform well, yet at the same time excited because it will be a new beginning for me.

farjuffled by smileykylie May 25, 2009

Farturbating 

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

farturd 

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

farturd by Teh Azn October 21, 2010