firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

firing off some knuckle children by Stoggit October 21, 2005

firing off some ass missels 

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

firing off some ass missels by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

Favring Off 

1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.

2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.

1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.

2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."

Favring Off by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010

fairing off 

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.

"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."

fairing off by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006

Facing Off 

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

Facing Off by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010

Firing Off a Few Rounds 

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

Firing Off a Few Rounds by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

farting off the log 

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

farting off the log by Spankford May 30, 2008