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Fafarnin 

Noun: The magical eighth day of straight work without a day off, traditionally landing on the Monday of the second week worked.

Addendum: In most jobs, pay is given weekly or bi-weekly and overtime and double time are incurred on weekends under specific criteria. When it is Fafarnin, pay is always reverted back to normal rates even though there is no break inbetween the weekend and the next week.
1. Holy shit, today is Fafarnin. I need a day off!

2. Happy Fafarnin!
Fafarnin by roguefrog February 23, 2011
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Fairfarren 

Farewell, May you travel far under fair skies
The mad hatter used the word "Fairfarren" when saying good-bye to alice, in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Also, according to legend, it is used both as "hello" and "good-bye" by several tribes of micro fairries.
Fairfarren by xkaliboor January 28, 2011

Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.

Forfar Baldy 

Usually quite an ugly gentleman, who likes to creep about at night taking pictures when it gets dark
That forfar baldys been at it all night

Hes gone and done a forfar baldy again
Forfar Baldy by drewpeacock7 April 13, 2009

farnarkeling 

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.
To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."
farnarkeling by Ossminid October 25, 2007

Farnarvished 

To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
Farnarvished by N.F.L. February 4, 2010