adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.
That quiz was fard.
Say, that needle was fard to find.
It's fard to fuck that fugly
Fard is the feeling you get when you far
t so hard you're ball
skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart
" and "nards
Will was so engaged in his macrame
that he did not adjust his buttocks
prior to launching a massive fart
. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag
creating a distinct "fard
When a guy cums out of his anus instead of his dick.
"Ohmygoodness Willis did you just fard?"
While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".
The idiot my boss hired to handle the department budget is a complete fard.
to apply makeup while driving
Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.
a fart that comes from a lesbians anus; usually extremely smelly and foul, and clears the room within seconds.
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"Dude, it smelt like shit covered in shit in there."
"I know. Karen must have farded again."
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1. A beige-colored paste used in Middle-Eastern cooking.
2. One word used to annoy another.
1. \'Too much fard was used in the food, making it taste bad.\'