Farcus 

Farcus (far-kis) 1. n. a complete moron. 2. adj. a frustrating and futile business event. 3. n. name of syndicated newspaper cartoon about working life by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart, distributed to hundreds of newspapers worldwide by Universal Press Syndicate from 1990-2000. The name is a registered trademark.

A farcus is someone who believes frozen orange juice comes from the Arctic; This is a farcus moment.

Farcus by seegoer March 1, 2009

Farcus 

The term "Farcus" refers to a person who has found themselves in a position of power despite their extremely low level of intelligence. This often results in frequent errors resulting in harm to others. A farcus will never apologise for their mistakes, instead they tend to blame their victims. A farcus in incompetent and causes large scale harm to others.

A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.

Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.

I was sitting in class today and the teacher told us our assignments were due on Friday. I submitted my assignment on Friday and failed because they were actually due on Wednesday. I asked the teacher why; instead of answering he punched me in the face and expelled me. What a farking bully.

My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"

Farcus by Jess(; September 9, 2023

farcus 

Farcus is the term used to describe a gay person.

Usually in a derogatory way.

Man, you are so farcus!

farcus by Styff April 4, 2004

Farcus 

Farcus- (far-cuss or fark-us) is a word that means absolutely nothing bad yet sounds like a cuss word. This is to confuse authority figures apon using it (i.e. Teachers, policemen, tax attorneys) This is to show the incompitence of curse words themselves. Social outrage and disgust is the desired effect by the person being called farcus showing that curse words are what we make of them.

If the used person is angered the user is to laugh and not explain why giving the desired affect of just screwing with someone.

Also farcus can be used in different tences and gramar types. (i.e. Fark, farking, farker, farcus)

Fark- Fark you man!
Farker- Look at that mother farker.
Farking- I farking love vagina!
Farcus- Ah FARCUS I don't wanna visit my mother in law!

Farcus by Matt Galey June 14, 2007

farcup 

{verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.

{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".

Calvin: Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft!

Hobbes: If you farcup one more time, I'm gonna slap you.

farcup by Pod Tailin' February 17, 2010