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Farmster 

A hipster who works on a farm, usually for slave wages, because it's "authentic." They can be often spotted on weekends at urban farmers markets, where they extol the virtues of home-made cheese and fresh vegetables like a glassy-eyed member of a religious cult.
That farmster was cute, but she wouldn't shut up about her garlic. She talked about it like some people talk about Jesus.
Farmster by Tom Tom Tommy N July 12, 2011
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Fagmaster 

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!
Fagmaster by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

fantasterificul 

When something is fantastic,terrific and wonderful all at the same time.
What a fantasterificul stunt, totally awesome!!
fantasterificul by TCAT PSYCHO March 10, 2017

farnarter 

a large person wanting to be a ninja, but knows not what a ninja wears or does
the farnarter is clueless
farnarter by anonomus January 2, 2005

I'm the legendary fartmaster 

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.
Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

fantasterrific 

fantastic and terrific, both at the same time!
Disneyland is the most fantasterrific place ever!
fantasterrific by Verena and Allie October 26, 2001

fartastrophe 

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.
We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.
fartastrophe by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008