fabunking

being intoxicated while face-booking... posting or commenting on face book while drunk or high

I'm sorry for posting you were a fucking douche biscuit who sucks homeless cocks. I was totally fabunking.

fabunking by lechbarh January 19, 2011

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Frunking Cunker

To say "Fucking Cunt" in a way without others knowing

My teacher gave us homework for the 4th night in a row so when she walked by I call her a "Frunking Cunker"

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The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

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To purposefully cause a commotion or scene in a public area by adding cargo to the frunk (front trunk) on a Tesla automobile.

Elon enjoyed some frunking at the local liquor store by adding bottles of vodka to the frunk of his Tesla Model 3.

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The art of using your hands to position your butt cheeks to achieve the best possible sound from a fart

Girlfriend - That was a very tuneful fart... it sounded like a flute
Me - Yeah... I was fartuning

Fartuning by meagee February 9, 2015

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Facebooking while drunk, usually involves flirting and/or suggestive phrases

She was frunking after a night out, but luckily she was only sending messages, not leaving posts on his wall.

Frunking by Lady1234 October 27, 2009

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Is when you look for a group of people. So you can open the hood of your Tesla to see that it's a Front-trunk or as they are called A Frunk.

When people are around I pull up and do some FRUNKING just by opening my hood

FRUNKING by mead-man June 5, 2018

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