Michael said "Point Cook is Whoopsie Land"
|79.||Far east bowel movement|
The post take-away bowel movement.
Mate, i had the dirtiest Far east bowel movement this morning, it flew out like a G6
|80.||Cute From the Side|
A subtle killer, lost in the shadow of the fear of Hot From Far Away. It could strike on the subway, in the classroom, or any situation in which a person finds themselves unable to get more than a sideways glance at another person. Being so close, the person feels secure in the belief that their sideways glance has provided them with all of the evidence they require in order to rate the cuteness of a girl/guy. What they don't prepare for, however, is the possibility that they are DEAD WRONG.
Jeff: Hey, what happened to that girl that Steve was going after? Did he ever ask her out?
Pat: Ledgend has it he was mid-sentence, ready to ask her out when... she turned to face him...
Jeff: Cute from the side?
Pat: Gorgeous... but in reality... less like an 8, more like a 5.
Jeff: My god...
"Far away girl". A girl who looks good from far but far from good.
Chris: "Hey check out that hottie"
Shane: "Whoa....look at her up close! She's a F.A.G.,
Chris: "What's a F.A.G.?"
Shane: "A far away girl, good from far but far from good!"
When you see someone from far away and think that they're attractive, but on closer inspection realize that they are really, *really* not.
This is like Mt. Fuji in Japan--beautiful from far away, but ugly, dirty, cold, and generally uninhabitable once you get close to it.
Also known as the Mt. Fuji Effect or the Fuji-san Effect.
On arriving at a party:
Girl #1: Ooo, that guy's pretty hot.
Girl #2: You think?
But when they get closer:
Girl #1: Oh, no, never mind. Fuji Effect.
combined use of 'bar none' and 'by far' to signify that something is far and away the best
mikey is the most helpful dude, bar far
|84.||Far Away Syndrome (FAS)|
The phenomena of believing someone is attractive from afar, only to realize that person is atrocious up close.
Friend 1: Dude that girl across the way is fine as hell. I'm going to go walk over there and spit my game.
Friend 2: Don't do it dude. That girl is fugly!
Friend 1: Holy shit. She had a girlstache.
Friend 2: I told you. You got that Far Away Syndrome (FAS).