fapwit 

intellectual masturbation

All that talk about politics and sociology last night was a bunch of fapwit.

fapwit by verbosity velocity September 28, 2011

faptits 

Tits that are so big and/or floppy that they make a fapping sound when they bounce. Usually this happens when they fuck laying down.

She has really nice faptits. I like when they flop around when she's running.

faptits by undefinedwerd October 5, 2012

fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013

fappitarianism 

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

fappitarianism by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapitzed

Yiddish for "all dolled up." Can be used to mean "looking your best" or "dressed to kill." You use this word when you are trying to say that you put effort into your appearance to make sure you look good.

I'm all fapitzed with no where to go.
Is this too fapitzed for that birthday party?

fapitzed by crownroyal July 24, 2010

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

fapitalism by jessermanx October 18, 2011