Faptermath

The loss of horniness that comes after fapping. This normally results in complete disinterest and/or disgust towards the materials used to fap with (ie. porn).

PersonA) Damn, I came so hard last night, but after that I was sickened that I had fapped to granny porn! Why is that?

PersonB) Congratulations! You just experienced faptermath.

Faptermath by Pey December 15, 2008

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Fasterd

A combination of the words fat and basterd. Which is similar to "Fitch" witch is a combination of fat and bitch.

"Hey cuz, look at that FASTERD over there ordering 15 orders of french fries, what a fasterd."

Fasterd by DonMega54 May 16, 2010

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fapterial

Material for fapping.

Fapterial is generally deposited in a spank bank

Hey, go put that fapterial to good use, then get a good night sleep. You've got work in the morning.

fapterial by Coat April 2, 2009

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Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

Faptard by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019