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A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.
1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.
by James W. Ricardo November 16, 2007
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1.
fap
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*
by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002
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2.
Fap
The sound made when you jack off.
*Fap fap fap fap fap*
Fred: Hey, whats going on in there.
by Chase Redden January 25, 2008
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3.
fap
A noise Justin Bieber can't make.
*justin bieber trying to fap*
Justin Bieber: Why isn't it working?!?!?
Amazing Person: Because you're gay and you don't have a dick
Belieber: Fuck you
Amazing Person: Die bitch die (shoots belieber)
by IkilledBieber September 25, 2010
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4.
fap
A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic www.sexylosers.com
The words "FAP FAP FAP" splashed across a comic panel in which mike is watching baywatch.
by ZenPsycho July 17, 2003
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5.
fap
The sound made during masturbation.
faps the way uuhhuh uuhuh i like it
by beefcleaver April 28, 2010
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6.
The noise that it makes when you masturbate
Ross says: yo what you do tonight
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life
by GymClassCreaper May 08, 2009
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7.
fap
To masturbate (verb)
"Fap"(onomatopoeia)
When SK is bored he likes to Fap (verb) over Taurens (noun)
by Danderson92 November 24, 2007
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