Going Fapanese 

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

Going Fapanese by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

fappenstance 

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.

fappenstance by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

Fappiness by Big D L May 22, 2008

fapanese

Someone that constantly jacks off to anime.

"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."

fapanese by Paki Stan July 2, 2005

Yappenese 

When someone talks to talk, making no sense and/or to aggravate the people around them. Typically yappenese is spoken to distract or infuriate the person(s) around them.

Yo' all you doing is yapping, can you stfu with that Yappenese!! I don't speak Yappenese and don't understand the words coming out your mouth!

Yappenese by Glen15766 September 1, 2023

fapanese

You are fapanese if
A - You watch porn of someone of Asian decent, or if you fap to any depiction of an Asian.
B - You are an Asian who makes porn.
C - You have had sex with an Asian or, informally, if you would like to have sex with an Asian.

It is an offshoot of the term wapanese.

Ron is such a fapanese with his Kristin Kreuk crush.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because everyone has done this slutty Sakura chick.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because of this hot Sakura girl everyone wants to do; but she is a Christian so no one has.

fapanese by x.L.x June 10, 2010

fakepenese 

The asians(except japanese)which hairstyle,fashion,facial hair etc. makes them just looks like a japanese,but they usually are Koreans,Chinese especially HONG KONG.

Those fakepenese boys thinks they are very cool but they are totally gay or dim sims.Those girls are surely DISCUSTING with excess make ups,hot pants with a huge leg like a carrot,curly'big hair like a witch.They mostly acts like a bitch and they are a bitch.

Its easy to define a japanese and a fakepenese,cos fakepenses can't even say a japanese word and they usually walks like an idoit.

EG1
Maki:Look!That jap gal is hot!
Kikuchi:DON'T BE SILLY,SHE IS A FAKEPENESE,LOOK AT HER EXCESS MAKEUP,HER FACE IS FAKE!!

EG2
Miki:Ohiyo(good morning in japanese)
Fakepenese:WTF are you saying?
Miki:Shut up you fakepenese bitch.

fakepenese by FLlanguage November 10, 2008