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The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.
"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."
Fapooing by 7&7 August 18, 2011
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fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.
Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.
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Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.
kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.
Fapbooking by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010
Of ancient Middle-Eastern origin meaning 'Immense Power of one's being'. Farooki is an uncommon Muslim name, as only the truest of bloodlines can carry the weight of it's heritage, which embodies the purest strength of physical and mental form.

Farooki's have the tendency to appear humble yet distant upon normal daily interaction, as it is the only way to contain the force of their underlying spirit. They do not seek power in the form of physical objects, but are driven to achieve peak limits of a greater, more fearsome physical being.

A Farooki's natural aura attracts followers, friends, and those seeking protection. Their friendship is highly coveted, as they will be the first to join a companion in battle and lead the charge. Despite the dangerously bold nature of rushing into the fray, a Farooki is also typically the last one standing.

Money is considered a means to survival and only exists to allow for the continued journey towards increasing physical and mental power. If a friend requests $10 dollars from a Farooki, but he only has $5 dollars to his name, then he will give up everything in his pocket; even if it meant he would go hungry. The unknown future does not scare a Farooki, as they live only for the struggles of each day.

You will never have to question if someone is a true carrier of the 'Farooki' name, as their mere presence will bring awareness to the question.
We cannot possibly defeat those odds, unless we had a Farooki with us
Farooki by Dr. Ikooraf April 27, 2014
Fadookie: When you’re taking a fat ass shit.
Comes from Dookie but when it is so fat you add a ‘Fa’ infront if it.
Friend: Yo bro what took you so long?
You: My bad I was taking a Fadookie.
Fadookie by Javier A. Sambucho April 30, 2023
1) A female, usually a ghetto hoodrat, who despite any good qualities she may have, smells awful.

2) To quote the exact phrase, from rap artist 'Miami,' "Fadookie... Is when a girl smell like foo' {food}... and doo-doo..."
What up with these fadookie smellin' hoes? It's like they can't take time away from they milkshake to clean that cameltoe! Man, I hate them bitches.
Fadookie by Corndawg 'N' Fries October 5, 2004
The process of fapping and pooing at the same time. The enjoyment comes from the anal stimulation provided alongside the self stimulation of the fap. Seasoned fapooers will learn to extend the process with a gentle pushing out and sucking in of the poo to mimic anal penetration.
Rodney Galereux: Nebu, you were in the toilet for like 45 minutes, what the hell were you doing in there? I'm going to be late for work and also it smells weird.

Nebu: What I was doing was pooing, well, not just pooing, fapooing.

Rodney Galereux: You sicken me
Fapooing by cassiusgay June 2, 2018